Monday, February 21, 2011

10 Funny Questions to Ponder...

1. If laughter's the best medicine who's the idiot that said he died laughing?
2. Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
3. If parents say "never take candy from strangers" than why do we celebrate Halloween?
4. If an ambulance is on it's way to save someone and they run someone over do they stop?
5. Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
6. How do you handcuff a one-armed man/women?
7. If there's a speed of sound and light is there a speed of smell?
8. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
9. When your "caught between a rock and a hard place" is the rock not hard?
10. If you soak a raisin in water does it turn back into a grape?